A Note to
Randal Snyder, Copyright 1998
quest, of sorts, I have long given thought to the cryptic writings of our
church’s founders. Often, I have found, while flipping though pages of
text to stop on lines that jump out at me. These are peculiar lines of
prophecy, to which many of us have taken great liberty in translation.
Here I give yet a new translation. I present new views, though may be
bizarre, should give room for further discussion. Do note, my brothers and
sisters, that what has been written is only to induce your thoughts.
It is said that
the beast will rise from the sea. Peculiar and daunting as this may sound,
we must look in to the relation of where this was written. Though much of
John’s life was spent roaming from province to province, if we look to
the global relationship we see that his realm was of the East. At that
time, the West as we know it did not exist and no one of that day
perceived its existence. When the explorers sailed across the Atlantic,
they ventured into the sea. For this reason, I present the New World as
being the birthplace of this beast.
Searching through old history books, I
noticed a reference to “the Beast” when speaking of the ENIAC. As you
may know the ENIAC was the first computer and was nicknamed thus due to
its immense size. If this is the reference the Bible was calling to, then
the United States must then also be the whore that rode the beast. For
each descendant of the ENIAC is a child of the Beast and we in America
have become a society of whores. We will sell anything worth selling just
for the sake of profit. Again, we see the correlation. The harlot that the
Bible speaks of was once a godly woman and had then turned way from God
for the sake of greed and sin. Our first pilgrims sought religious freedom
and founded the backbone of the American culture. Now we see every
debauchery presented in color though the eyes of ill people. Children kill
their fathers; brothers in turn kill each other. We spiral further into
the madness of Anarchy.
These are the signs of the times. It is
written that the Whore will ride the beast from the sea and later that the
beast will devour the whore. I call any to hear this that any man that has
seen these truths step forward and know that the time is short. The number
of the Beast has been slipped into our pockets and into our hands from
times long ago. Remember the Social Security number? These were generated
by what, a computer. Later banks and the post office were making use of
the power of the Beast to manage their monies. Then the numbers were on
cans and every product that you buy. Even later with the invent of credit
cards these numbers were engraved into our very lives. Now with the
government calling for changes to this paperless society we will finally
be branded. It has been written that these things will occur, that the
number of the Beast will be required for the purchase of all products of
life, and that we will need this number to survive.
Now is the time that we stand up and make
our word known. We must distance ourselves from the bringer-of-the-end. We
must not make ourselves outcasts. We must instead weave into the workings
so that we may further understand what the nature of the Beast is. Those
of you that follow this path will be walking a narrow lonely road.
Join me now as the end draws near to face
the battles that will come, in spirit and in truth, as we walk through the
shadow of the valley of death. We shall fear no evil and we shall
(Excerpt from files located at the Church of
the Apocalypse of Charlotte North Carolina.)
CIA Internal Review:
By all accounts, this faction is nothing
more than a religious militia that harbors animosity towards our chosen
policies. They are a mild threat to the security of our nation as many of
their members are computer specialists. Preliminary evidence shows they
are capable of violent action though are not likely to follow through.
Most incidences have been of a computer-related nature. Few records are
available as many files are heavily encrypted and are infected with
dangerous neural viruses. Any contact with infected files could cause
severe trauma to agents or other personnel and file systems.
The leader of the group is Robert Howel, a
former CEO of the Southern Baptists Association. His aliases include St.
John, ENIAC-sS0N, Blister777, and numerous others. His ENIAC-sS0N persona
has been tagged with a tracking bug that will transmit information to our
on-line sources. The agent that discovered Mr. Howel’s identity and
planted the worm file was later killed in Cyberspace. We suspect that Mr.
Howel or another member of the church became aware of the agent’s
identity. The attack occurred during a routine Internet sex/prostitution
bust. The online conspirators appeared to be legitimate targets, but in
actuality they were decoy scripts. When the agents closed in and tapped
the lines the viruses were executed. The virus code implemented a
loop-back feed in the neural circuitry of the on-line agents that burned
their synapses. In total four agents were infected with the viruses and
were later terminated.
As many of the members of this militia are
based in countries other then the US, we must act to nullify their
presence in cyber-space. As programming experts they must be considered
dangerous as any number of scripts could be running to exploit our
under-funded Internet Crimes department. They have already displayed the
ability to manipulate common headgear and may be seeking targets of
greater proportion and significance.